Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Top Ten Gym Pet Peeves

Besides the usual stuff such as those don't utilize cleaning products for equipment or their body:
  1. Guys who come in the locker room with muddy boots.  They dismounted from the bulldozer in the parking lot and then apparently came directly in the locker room.
  2. Phone campers.  They come into the locker room and just spend their time looking at their phone and not working out.  The majority seem to be teenagers without data plans.
  3. The people that are oblivious anyone would want to work in on the same equipment. Watching TV, playing with their phone.
  4. Guys that spend an inordinate amount of time naked in the locker room.  Blow drying their junk on the hand dryers, baby powdering their crotch, having a conversation on peace in the Middle East while in the buff.
  5. Guys that want to have a 30 minute conversation about sports in the locker room at 7am.  I want to take a shower in peace in the morning.
  6. Seeing Post Malone videos every half hour on TV.  We get it; you're a young, hip gym trying to drive out retirees that come there every day for two hours
  7. Bad water fountains:  Low water pressure, room temperature water.  This is something that is cheap to provide.  This only makes me think you're trying to nickel and dime me for cold, bottled water or you have planned for no maintenance of the facility.
  8. People who use the cable crossover machine to do tricep pushdowns.  That's what the tricep pushdown station two feet away is for!!
  9. Any rule that is based on what you're wearing/fashion.  You seriously risk having employees enforcing these rules arbitrarily and then coming off as targeting one group or another.
  10. People who bring big gym bags along on their workout:  Besides mixing shakes like a traveling special forces barista, they use their bag to lay claim to some piece of equipment and then mysteriously disappear. 
And this, keeping, or at least inhibiting, anyone from giving form tips:

So that the lady hyperextending her legs on the press doesn't permanently turn into one of the backwards knee aliens from "The Arrival." No not "Arrival." "The Arrival."



Thursday, October 10, 2019

Dollar General for the Fitness-Minded Traveler/Commuter

Dollar General may be laying waste to small town grocery stores, but for the traveler who needs healthy food on the road it's great to have one in a convenient location.  If you work out in the morning and shower and change there, the best place to find a Dollar General is between the gym and work.  If you forgot to pack something you can pick it up.  From experience I can tell you a shoestring can serve as a belt in a pinch!

Some may say: "Why not Walgreen's or CVS?"  I find that pharmacies have higher prices than dollar stores, but we aware that sometimes the dollar store will have unique-sized packaging that may take a calculator to compare prices to other store's prices.



List
  • Spices
  • Frozen Chicken Breast  (I keep a soft-side cooler in my car.  You can buy the chicken before work, add marinade, and let thaw in the cooler.)
  • Tuna Snacks, Bumblebee brand (Although they've got mayonnaise in them, they're great when you suddenly don't have a meal to eat.  They're better than eating a candy bar out of the snack machine and can be kept at room temp) 
  • Nuts
  • Trail Mix
  • Beef Jerky
  • Sauces: Soy sauce, steak sauce, hot sauce
  • Canned Tuna (in water)
  • Medicine (It seems there's always a medicine I need whether it be Ibuprofen, muscle rub, or allergy meds)
  • Coffee for work.
  • All the accoutrements to take a healthy lunch to work: 
    • I prefer real utensils and steak knife.  Plastic utensils can't handle chicken breasts and steak.  Although this is my favorite steak knife for travel: Round Tip Victorinox Steak Knife  
    • Microwave containers.  And don't forget something to wash your utensils with.  Some sponges, being so cheap, you can take to work and not care if they walk off.
    • Note on microwave containers:  My preference is glass-bottomed vessels.  I heat to about 4/5 of the way done, then let the container sit and the glass keeps adding heating.  This way they food is not overcooked and tough and stays warm.  I can almost get my chicken breasts as juicy as they were when they came off the grill.
    • A can opener.  A good one.  The last thing you want to do at work is spill soup all over you or cut your hand trying to use a cheap can opener.
  • Salad toppings: Bacos only have 1g of fat.  Banana peppers, etc.


And if you're going to the gym regularly, any extra time that can be gleaned is a win.  Dollar General allows you to grab all the crap you are suddenly out of: pet food, toilet paper, trash bags, that poster board for a child's school project.

Caveat:  Of course you have to stay from the highly processed and fatty foods such as Vienna sausages, potato chips, and fried chicken patty sandwiches.

Disclaimer:  I own stock in Dollar General...of course.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Bodybuilding/Fitness Shopping List for Walmart


This is aimed at the bodybuilder, fitness-minded person looking to eat lower fat.  I use to eat lower carb while following a bodybuilding routine.  But currently trying a regular bodybuilding macro levels.  

Most of the time I shop at Food Lion.  The one that is w/n a mile of my house is new, clean, and checkout is quick.  Things are not quite as cheap as Walmart and selection is not as good, but the Walmart nearest me is a cluster to get in and out of.  I keep a list of thing that I try to buy specifically at Walmart because they are cheaper and/or only available at there.  And then a few things that I may buy at Costco.

Walmart 
  • Meats/Protein:
    • Cube Steak
    • London Broil
    • Sirloin
    • Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast
    • Canned Tuna in water (preferably white albacore.  The least fishy tasting)
    • Center cut pork chops (You can always get a fattier cut and trim)
    • Ground turkey
    • Turkey burgers (the taste between brands can vary greatly since they add their own flavorings and mix different rations of dark and white meat)
    • Shrimp
    • Eggs
    • Turkey breast for roasting in the oven.
    • Sliced turkey breast (Try to get the stuff from the deli counter.  The stuff from the shelf is higher in stuff that ain't turkey.  The Land O' Frost stuff says "40% by weight" of added ingredients.
  • Carbs
    • Rice (So cheap and then getting a $20 rice cooker makes it so easy to consume a lot of carbs)
    • White bread
    • Bagels (My new thing.  Low in fat and easy on the go)
    • Potatoes (Great baked potatoes can be cooked in an Instant Pot! Quicker and more energy efficient Instant Pot Baked Potatoes)
  • Spices
    • Kosher salt (once you can tell the difference between iodized and non-iodized salt you won't go back)
    • Dried Onions
    • Italian Seasoning mix (buy in bulk)
    •  Dried & Bottled Garlic
    •  Paprika
    •  BBQ rub
    • Bouillion
    • Jerk Seasoning
  • Mexican Section
    • Maggi (great for adding taste w/o calories.  Tastes different based on where it was manufactured)
    • All Purpose Seasoning
    • Black Beans, canned
    • Beans
    • Hot Sauce
  • Asian Section
    • Indian Bottled Sauces (little pricey, but add a lot of flavor to chicken breast w/o adding fat)
    • Sriracha
    • Ponzu sauce (Soy sauce w/ citrus and less sodium)
    • Sesame oil
    • Chile oil
    • Gochujang (Red chile paste)
  • Vegetables/Fruit 
    • Bananas (peel and freeze to keep from going bad and then add to protein shakes in the blender)
    • Apples
    • Canned Vegetables. (I know some argue that canned vegetables are higher in sodium than frozen, but the convenience is so much greater given that most canned vegetables just need to be reheated. There are also low sodium varieties/no salt added.  I can lower my blood pressure twenty points by exercising regularly so it doesn't concern me as much)
    • Frozen Broccoli ( A favorite healthy meal for work, is to put a grilled chicken breast and frozen broccoli in a glass container.  When reheating, take the chicken out, add a little bit of water, heat the broccoli for two minutes, add the chicken breast back, heat another two minues: Voila, steamed broccoli w/ chicken breast)  Add a bit of lime juice and pepper to the broccoli makes the taste so much greater.
    • Red Leaf lettuce (Difference between green)
  • Other
    • Salad toppings: I used to eat a salad for dinner every weekday.  Couldn't cook and was eating lower carb.  I would make salad using thick sliced deli turkey and red leaf lettuce.  I used a variety of salad topping to keep this interesting: Capers, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, olives, banana peppers, etc.
    • Lime juice (Great for broccoli and asparagus)
    • Olive Oil
    • Vegetable/Canola Oil
Costco
  • Larger sizes of spices.
  • Sliced oven roasted turkey, Kirkland brand.  (This stuff is great!)
  • Skirt steak w/ chimichurri sauce (Seasonal)
  • Whey Protein & Creatine.  Costco carries Gold Standard whey protein
  • Oven Roasted Chickens ($5 a pop.  Picking apart will give you a good pound or two of chicken breast.)
  • Muffuletta spread (Great for spicing up sandwiches and salads)
  • Note: I have a family of three, in total.  Most fresh groceries just do not make sense being bought at Costco.  The individually pre-packaged, organic boneless skinless chicken breast are nice, but more expensive than my local grocery store.  And since I marinate my chicken breast, I have to still take them out of the package and toss.
Supplements
  •  Yohimbine (for energy)
  • Dopa mucuna (dopamine)
  • Tyrosine


Friday, October 4, 2019